From MyFoxNY.

Two computer thieves in New York were caught by the technology they had stolen when the computer owner logged in remotely and took their mugs. How much more hysterical can it get?

Here’s two photos of the thieves…

FLDS Mother named Marie
Photo Credit: Trent Nelson - Photojournalist Salt Lake Tribune
I am absolutely astonished at how things work in this country. I’d like to see CPS abolished. More bad happens in CPS than in the so called “abusive” families. Also, to all citizens, politicians, etc. in Texas I’d like to tell you that you’ve impacted your own economy with this. I’d like to see a “Texas Size” (got it Freedom Lovers???) boycott of the state. I’ve decided I will NEVER EVER set foot in your state again. I’ll never give to your economy, or support anything in your state. You think you’re the biggest bullies. Don’t mess with Texas is your slogan. Woo Hoo, you’re such toughies, you can make women in prairie dresses (that ironically not too many years ago all women in Texas wore) cry. You can intimidate them. I guess your jollies wore off after the torching of the Branch Davidian Complex. I bet you’re just so saddened by the fact that these people didn’t put up a fight and cared enough about their children to protect them from people with guns and tanks.
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Congrats Texas I hope you pay for time and all eternity!

I pray to our Heavenly Father above that he correct this injustice, and to watch over all involved in this tragedy.

Sep
29
Filed Under (Crime, News of the Strange, Toilet Paper, Wisconsin) by Ann Marie Curling on 29-09-2007

Someone apparently either is too cheap to take a crap, or they’re up to no good. Either way, Government officials in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin are on the lookout for the “toilet paper thief”…I guess the only advice for those of you needing to use the loo there is BYOP (Bring Your Own Paper).

This one courtesy of CNN comes to us from the cheese state of Wisconsin…The nickname of the state fits the criminal quite well I might add in that he or she is definitely cheesy:

FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) — Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.

Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men’s public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.

Buechel suspects the person comes in once or twice a week around midday and gets about six rolls a week from dispensers. Some rolls weren’t even full, he said.

The thefts haven’t been a big loss.

“We don’t buy the best toilet paper,” Buechel said.

He expects the thief to get caught. “Someone is going to walk in on him when he’s doing it and we’ll catch him,” he said.

Courthouse officials are on the lookout for suspicious activity.

County sheriff Capt. Dean Will didn’t return a call for comment Friday.

P.S. I never thought I’d ever have to create a category for Toilet Paper, this is definitely a reason to “LOL”.

Sep
27

This is one of those “only in Michigan” things. While it’s definitely wrong, and theft you have to admit that it is a bit funny. For those of you not from Michigan or familiar, Michigan has a $0.10 bottle/can deposit on all their soda/beer bottles/cans. In the Seinfeld episode it showed the characters of Seinfeld taking all these NY cans to MI to get deposit money from them.

Here’s the story:

Authorities: Smuggling Rings Defrauded Mich. Bottle Deposit Fund

DETROIT –
Authorities said they arrested 13 people and seized more than $500,000 in cash after breaking up a smuggling ring that collected millions of beverage containers in other states and cashed them in for 10 cents apiece in Michigan.

A total of 15 people were named in a 67-count warrant issued as part of Operation Can Scam, Attorney General Mike Cox said Wednesday. Some suspects were members of two smuggling rings based in Ohio and others were Michigan merchants who took part in the scheme, he said.

Investigators alleged that millions of non-redeemable out-of-state cans were collected, crushed, packaged in plastic bags and sold at a discount to merchants who then redeemed them. Bulk redemption payments from the state are based on weight.

The scheme defrauded the Michigan Bottle Deposit Fund, whose proceeds are used to pay for environmental cleanup efforts, Cox said in a statement.

“Each year, this type of activity defrauds the state approximately $13 million,” said Col. Peter Munoz, Michigan State Police director.

The charges include maintaining a continuing criminal enterprise, a 20-year felony, and fraud, a 5-year felony, the statement said.

The probe recalled a 1996 episode of “Seinfeld” in which two characters learn about Michigan’s 10-cent deposit law and head there with a truckload of 5-cent New York cans, hoping to cash in on the difference, before getting sidetracked.

“A half-million in cash is not ‘Seinfeld’ humor,” Cox spokesman Matt Frendewey said.